|I couldn't cope with uploading a picture of a moth, it freaked me out too much so instead here is some cute toilet paper!|
I just have to share this because it was so surreal, apologies in advance if you don't find this dilemma funny or you consider it cruelty to our insect population...
I have to say that today when I woke up I was really desperate for the bathroom so I legged it into my loo and went for a number 1. When I went to flush however I saw the biggest moth I have ever seen flapping about the the basin and honestly I am terrified of them so I basically screamed and hit the flusher. As I was washing my hands though, I saw the moth had somehow managed to escape the flush and was still flailing around in the basin. I ended up covering the powdery winged minion of evil with lots of toilet paper and ran away so it couldn't fly after me if it somehow managed to jump out of the bowl.
Can someone please tell me how it isn't dead after a hefty dose of urine followed by a flush/swirly?! Normally I try to bat them out of the window they flew in or catch them under a glass, but this one is in my toilet! I'm not sure how I will pee for the rest of the day if I can't flush that mother! I can't knowingly wee on a moth!
I am sorry if you love moths, but honestly they give me the shivers. And I peed on one. I peed on a moth. There is a sentence I never thought I would say...